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"I ated the purple berries. It tastes like...burning."

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

Created on 2003-07-17 07:27:19 (#1189024), last updated 2003-08-25

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Name:Stone Throwing Monkey
Birthdate:01-24
Location:Biased, Not So Neutral, Neutral Zone
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The funny thing about living in Biased is that it's like being the brothel in an "all-Catholic-church" district. Not that there are any "all-Catholic-church" districts in Neutral Zone...shit, a brothel would be more neutral than that. So there obviously aren't any brothels either here in the Not So Neutral territory. But residing in the Not So Neutral territory of the Neutral Zone makes for some interesting times. Carnies actually run the territory while delegating power to only those that hold grudges, carry judgment against others, and all people that have attended at least five demolition derbies in the past year. Our official food is bologna or other processed meats and of course "rodeo beer" (PBR to the Unbiased, Non-Neutral folks) is the official refreshment. As for myself, my personal mantra is "Do Unto Others." It's a relatively easy mantra to follow as most mantras tend to build up too many expectations and obligations. Open-endedness is also encouraged in Biased as it allows for the most ambiguity and room for judgment. My career is obviously "scrap-metal technician" and hobbies include ridiculing others, shooting inanimate objects, placing as many phrases in quotations as possible, and creating false identities for myself.
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