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"I ated the purple berries. It tastes like...burning."
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
Created on 2003-07-17 07:27:19 (#1189024), last updated 2003-08-25
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| Name: | Stone Throwing Monkey |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-24 |
| Location: | Biased, Not So Neutral, Neutral Zone |
The funny thing about living in Biased is that it's like being the brothel in an "all-Catholic-church" district. Not that there are any "all-Catholic-church" districts in Neutral Zone...shit, a brothel would be more neutral than that. So there obviously aren't any brothels either here in the Not So Neutral territory. But residing in the Not So Neutral territory of the Neutral Zone makes for some interesting times. Carnies actually run the territory while delegating power to only those that hold grudges, carry judgment against others, and all people that have attended at least five demolition derbies in the past year. Our official food is bologna or other processed meats and of course "rodeo beer" (PBR to the Unbiased, Non-Neutral folks) is the official refreshment. As for myself, my personal mantra is "Do Unto Others." It's a relatively easy mantra to follow as most mantras tend to build up too many expectations and obligations. Open-endedness is also encouraged in Biased as it allows for the most ambiguity and room for judgment. My career is obviously "scrap-metal technician" and hobbies include ridiculing others, shooting inanimate objects, placing as many phrases in quotations as possible, and creating false identities for myself.
Interests (57):
1970's lava lamps, 1980's metallica, a mighty wind, anything fried, audioslave, baseball movies, beer, ben harper, best in show, calvin and hobbes, cerveza, cheesy pick-up lines, chris cornell, cinnamon toast crunch, coffee, debauchery, dumb people, economic analyses, extra sharp cheddar, flip flops, fred willard, fudgcicles, graham crackers, hating pop music, hating the yankees, hiking, intellectual progress, jack johnson, janes addiction, killer loop, maktub, meats on sticks, mindless conversations, montana state university, mopeds, palm zire, parking it, pbr, pearl jam concerts, popsicles, puerto rico, rei, road trips, roasting marshmallows, rodeo clowns, sarcasm, seattle mariners, snow cones, sporks, the golden girls, the kansas city chiefs, the nalgene revolution, the simpsons, the zipper, towel snapping, wasting time, water
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